Welcome, darling.

You’ve stumbled into my world—a place where books are less a hobby and more a full-blown monarchy, with me, Queen of the Rewrite, perched on the throne, pen in hand, crown slightly askew.

When I’m not midwifing other people’s books into existence (with equal parts champagne and tough love), I write the kinds of stories I adore: funny ones. Not pratfall, banana-peel funny. More like, “life is absurd and so are we, so let’s laugh before the tea goes cold” funny.

My characters? Quirky, messy, lovable disasters who somehow find their way to happy endings. The kind of women you’d want as neighbors—or at the very least, as drinking buddies. And yes, sometimes the characters I don’t like mysteriously vanish. (Fiction is good for that sort of thing.)

I grew up in small-town America, where entertainment meant inventing tales about people we wished lived next door…and the ones who actually did. These days, I spin those tales into novels and short stories about women supporting women, friendship, resilience, and the hilarity baked into everyday life.

Here’s what you won’t find in my writing: slapstick. Bloodbaths. Cruelty for a cheap laugh.

Here’s what you will find: irony, warmth, goofiness, tenderness, and the occasional eyebrow-raising twist.

My mission? To celebrate the beautifully bizarre corners of being human—without tearing anyone down (unless they’ve earned it).

So pour yourself a glass, settle in, and enjoy. I promise you’ll meet characters worth knowing. And hopefully, when you reach the last page, you’ll be a little gladder, a little lighter, and possibly wondering how I got away with killing off that one guy.